Coffee Art aka Posters & Signs That’ll Wake Your Behind Up

I don’t know what has me thinking about coffee art this morning. Maybe it’s because my friend Mel has some really cute coffee art in her kitchen. Or maybe it’s because I haven’t slept even 5 American minutes all night long and I’ve had so much java, I think the top of my head is going to blow clean off.

Since I couldn’t sleep, I decided to drink coffee and shop for coffee posters. That’s a good use of my time. Meanwhile my hands are shaking, my heart is pounding, my bank account is dwindling, and I feel like I could wax all the cars in my apartment complex.

Here are my top 10 favorite coffee art posters, and you can buy them too if you want. Nothing says smart decision making like purchasing things online in the middle of night.

1. This coffee art tin sign is about $13. I dig it ’cause it’s true.

Ephemera - Coffee Shacking

 

2. “It’s the little moments that make life big.” Ain’t that the truth, sister?

The Little Moments

3. This? This coffee art poster is strictly awesome. In fact, I will wager any human right now that it ranks among the top 5 coffee art prints of all time.

Even Monsters Need a Break
4. I like this coffee art because it’s simple and pretty – like me. Okay. That’s just a damn lie. I am neither simple nor pretty. I am complicated and unfortunate looking. But I do know a nice coffee sign when I see one.

Coffee
5. I really like this coffee wall graphic. I’m not very good at applying wall decals, though. Therefore I will require help. In other news, did you know wall decals will stick to a tiny Yorkie like grim death? Word to the wise, my friend.

6. My Keurig doesn’t exactly drip, drip, drip. It sort of sounds more like someone turned the bathtub faucet on. This little art print appeals to me because it reminds me of my 1st husband, twice removed.

Morning Coffee I


7. You simply cannot find anything more precious than a print of a dog who might possibly be preparing to drink a cup of coffee. Unless it’s a print of a baby possibly preparing to buy stock online.

Wheaten Dark Roast

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8. I want this super cool coffee art for my sexy 1950s retro kitchen that only exists in my mind. I just love the hell right on out of it.

Dee-licious Coffee

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9. Deja Brew? What is wrong with my brain that I can never think of clever things like this? Maybe it’s my lack of sleep. I’ll bet the person who designed this print doesn’t make it a habit to stay up all night listening to David Gray and shopping for coffee signs. (“You don’t have to turn the sound up… baby I want you from the ground up…)

Coffee, Espresso Yourself

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10. I’m not sure I agree 100% with this. Chunky Monkey comes to mind. Ben & Jerry do God’s work.

The Only Thing Better Than Great Sex is Great Coffee

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About Sherri Bailey

Funny woman, author & comedy writer Sher Bailey writes about marriage, divorce, menopause, craft-envy, crap-soaked cats, and everything in between. And there is always plenty of in between.